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1)What did God say after creating the first man in West Indies?
Ailaa a....
ye to jal gaya
2)What do u cal a person who shakes d moon???Think. . .....GUESS. . .CHANDRASHEKAR
3)chotu ki maa ko teen bete hai..chotu beech wala beta..to uske do bhaiyo ka naam kya hai??Ans - Cho1 and Cho3
4)How do you invite a rabbit in Kannada???bunny bunny(come come in kannada)
5)
one male snake kisses a female snake. So wat song will da female snake sing???.....Ans:- Zeher hai ki pyaar hai tera CHUMMA
6)EK LADKI REHTI HAI VO JABI KOI VEHICLE CHALATI HAI USKA ACCIDENT HOTA HAI BOLO KYU?kyunki uska naam JIYA rehta haiJIYA DHADAK DHADAkjiya..
7)what is the plural of shahrukh khanicici bank [srk says main hoon na icici say hum hai na
8)Wat happens wen lion roars ?Tom n Jerry begins
9)
ek admi rail ki patri par se chal raha hota hai....achanak se niche zuk jata hai.....kyu??piche se train ki aavaj aati hai 'jhuk jhuk....jhuk jhuk'
10)thr was a gang...............wo logon ko maar kar ghanti bajaate the......................................guess what was their profession??????????marketing (maar-ke-ting)
11)just tell.......... aisa kaun sa TV channel hai jisne insaan ko TV ka ghulam bana diya hai.......................keep guessingZEE TV ("jee" TV)
12)Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan mainnahi? Socho socho aarey Aamir Khan!!!!!!!
13)
Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?.. nahi pata..?? answer) D\'Cold Chan (chain)ki saans - D\'cold chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naamkya hai ? this is quite simple... answer) D\'Cold againkyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi
14)Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kyatha.....................................? adidas
15)Ek din ek doodh wala subah subah doodh cycle pe lekar jaa raha tha ..........achanak vo gir gaya aur sara doodh gir gaya .....peeche se ek truck aa raha tha.....use dekh doodh wala fata fat jaakar doodh chaat ke peene laga ......kyun .......?????...........................................socho .......socho ...................................................try try ................................................/..................,.nahi ....?????????...ok main bata ta hoon ...kyun ki peeche se jo truck aa raha tha vo horn bajane laga tha ........pee.........pee..............pee.......peeeeeee........
16)A Pilot was trying to make an aeroplane fly....he used all his expertise but still plane didnt fly....he asked techinal experts...but still plane didnt fly....why??????????????Bcause.......he was sitting in an "X-Y Plane"
17)ek ladke ki yaadash chali gayi aur usko ice cream wale utha kar le gaye...guess karo kyon...??coz he was sayin..."main CAun hoon..?"
18)mickey and donald once had a fight.donald got angry and banged mickey`s head against the wall.so mickey started writin ramayana.know why??when mickey`s head was banged against the wall,he became wallmickey(valmiki)