--> ek baar Rajnikant mobile mein FM sun rha tha,
toh uske paas durr kisi galaxy se ek space ship aaya
aur us mein se ek alien nikal kar boli
"plz zara dheere suno naa, mere bete ka kal semester exam hai"
--> Once rajanikant had to appear for an english spelling bee contest.
The rough sheet he used for practice is now known as:
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The Oxford English Dictionary
--> Amma: Beta Rajni, apne solar
heater se garam pani nahi aa
raha hai..?
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Rajnikant- yanna raskala,ruko
amma suraj theek kar k aata
hu.. :-)
--> Q :
laughing BUDDHA kisse kehte hai ??
A:
laughing buddha woh mota aadmi hai jise
RAJNIKANTH ne bachpan mein chutkula sunaya
BICHARA AAJ TAK HASS RAHA HAI
--> Once a boy broke Rajinikanth's window glass while playing cricket..
Rajinikanth came out and said, play slowly to him.
Today, we know that boy as Rahul Dravid..
--> once rajnikanth appeared for the CAT exam
while writing paper rajnikanth's pencil broke off
from next year CAT became online
--> Once a man winked at Rajni's wife....RAJNI twsted the arms & legs
of dat man in difrnt dirctions...dat man is now knwn as
BABA RAMDEV.....!!!
--> Rajnikanth will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300"
it will now be called "1", and in the end all the persians die a very painful death!!
--> once RAjNI got angry on hiz friend n told him not to show his face ever again....
today that friend iz known az BIG BOSS :p
--> yesterday RAjNI ANNA adopted 2 horse..2 camelz..2 elephantz fwm zoo[8))]
bcoz..
he wantd 2 play CHESS
--> Facebook joined Rajanikanth
--> The pyramids of Egypt are
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Actually Rajnikanth's primary school geometry project..!
--> Barack Obama is thinking of saying "Enna Rascala" instead of
"yes we can".......in the next presidential elections......
--> Once Rajinikant was Invited to the Times Now studio for an Interview
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He spoke continuously for 30 Minutes without being Interrupted by Arnab Goswami.
--> Who can sing a group song alone by himself...???
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Well
its easy...
RAAVAN...
Kya har jagah Rajni chahiye tum logo ko?
